Peanut Butter Pudding Surprise

The other night, the last song I hear before crashing (I'm one of those need music to fall asleep people, the calmer the music the better), was My Morning Jacket's Highly Suspicious.

For the most part MMJ is mellow-ish, this song doesn't really fit the feel for the Evil Urges album, and when I first heard it, I was all "W-T-F???". I LOVED IT!! For some reason it made me think of Labyrinth and the head throwers.

Anyways, back to the point.

I drifted off to Highly Suspicious, and then proceeded to have a bizarre dream. SURPRISE!! (Sometimes, I'm really amazed at how my environment easily influences my dreams).

I was a bridesmaid in a wedding with like 7 other bridesmaids standing up, and it was in a big fancy church. I didn't know the bride well, like she was a sister of a friend or something, but I was asked to stand up because she was have bridal party issues and what not and knew that I would pull in the reigns and make sure everything would be in order. Like a mini Hitler (HI HITLER!!!!). The bride's brother was causing a ruckus because he didn't like the groom, and was trying to 'break in to' the bridal suite to convince the bride she was making a big mistake. I went out to talk to him, and I was being towered over by not one brother, but three, and they were all MASSIVE. I got into a yelling match with them about supporting their sister, doing the right thing, don't be assholes, etc. I was all feisty and uber bitch, and I liked it. The guys eventually retreated. I looked around in the church and it was filling up, and I was thinking that even though I didn't know anyone, I was going to have a fun time at this wedding. As I was walking back to get to the bridal suite, I looked down the aisle at the stained glass door. The door opened, and this dark gray floating thing rushed in with a gust of wind, and blew right through me. When I looked around at to see if anyone else saw it, I noticed that some people weren't looking normal anymore. And I saw the groom, half his face was decayed off. Nice. I hall ass into the bridal suite. The other bridesmaids are looking stunned, the bride is hysterical. I asked what the hell had happened, and the bride said that she was so desperate to get married that she performed and incantation to create her dream spouse. Little did she know it was going to be dead people that would come back to life. She felt guilty and decided to put it right and said another incantation. Hence the gust of wind and the gray stuff....it was some spirity stuff.

I don't know what happened after that because I woke up, and was all WTF?!?!?!?! I'm blaming it on the song, and that crazy maniacal laughter. That part is really not kosher, and is nightmare worth all on it's own. But the rest of the song, and it's odd lyrics I like. I just have to try to not fall asleep to it again.

Rock out, incanting.