HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She may look all happy and nice in the picture, but pictures are deceiving. This is still the same person that poured nail polish remover in my eye when I was a toddler....the same person that chucked a frozen ashtray at my head, impaling me (I still have the scar)...the same person that said I would die when I had surgery...the same person that became belligerent when I finished the orange while she was sleepy and didn't save any for her...the same person who performed a vomit sprinkler through her jacket and then got pissed when I washed it for her, not knowing it was dry clean only...this is the same person that said I couldn't put the Christmas tree together, which then lead me to a bout of pyromania, setting a garbage can on fire, that burned my toes and fingers (I still have scars)...this is the same person who I punched in the eye, when she cheated me on a shot gun ride to Oma's house.
Happy 33, Hitler!!!
Rock out with your birthday cock out!!!!
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