A mini....

A short list of some random things.

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A sphincter say what?

Ahhhh....Oma.... She still has a strong aversion to getting a hearing aid. "What if someone sees it? What if I need to go to a nursing home, they are so expensive?" Blah, blah, blah. Last year at Christmas she said "I will get a hearing aid next year after all the spending". I about fell to my knees, praising Jesus, that Oma has finally seen the light. That was short lived, because then she started refusing again.

She has good hearing days and bad days. I'm tired of yelling when trying to talk to her. Especially when the tv's on. In the kitchen, where she normally sits in the morning and afternoon, she's perched on her chair about 2ft in front of the tv. The volume level on said tv??? Fucking 60!!! SIXTY PEOPLE!!!!!! She said it's on her bad side. WTF?? Really, at 2ft in front of something blaring in your face, bad side should be a little null and void, shouldn't it??

But the top of the story... Ca woke up the other night around 2am hearing a beeping sound. She was aggravated, because they are doing some construction across the street and thought they were starting crazy early. She went to shut her window, and the sound wasn't getting louder. So she figured the sound was coming inside the house. She stops in front of Oma's bedroom, where the beeping is at its pinnacle volume. Oma somehow turned on her alarm and it went off at midnight...it was past 2am. For TWO HOURS that thing was beeping next to her head, she sleeps on her 'bad side' and her 'good side' didn't even hear it. Beeping...for two hours.

Please God, if you are listening, Oma's a good Catholic. She watches the mass a minimum of 2 times a day on the Catholic channel, she prays constantly, she loves St. Anthony...Please, please, please drop the seed in her head that she needs at least 1 hearing aid. Just one. But don't whisper it to her, you have to shout very loudly. Thank you!! Amen.


Hysterics

Last night I made the mistake of watching Find My Family after Dancing with the Stars. Shut up, I know I'm a loser. Anyways... So I've seen the commercials for this horrible show, and I knew, I knew, this is not a show for me. It will involve uncontrollable tears, and I really am not in the mood for an emotion breakdown at the moment. After Dancing, they said just a preview of what's to come. I decided, I could hack 30 minutes, there will be tears, but minimal. How much can 30min do, after all??

A WHOLE FUCKING LOT!!!! That's what 30 minutes can do.

They show the parents looking for their daughter that they gave up 30 years ago (teenage pregnancy), but they got married and more kids....and they've been looking for their daughter for the past 9 years. They just show the parents and I start crying. They tell their story, more tears. They find the daughter who lives and grew up just 8 flipping miles away, MORE tears. They interview the daughter, more tears. They tell the parents they found their daughter, she's 8 miles away, and wants to meet them....you guessed it more tears. I text Tuschka about the awfulness. I tell her I'm crying, not just normal happy/sad tears, but full on Jimmy Smits. I wind up calling her with about 10 min left of the show, they reunioned (is that even a word?), and then there was a little picnic back home.

I told her I will never, ever watch this bullshit ever again. Thank you, Tuschka, for the chat last night, and always listening to my irrational hysterics.


Where for art thou, Edward???

I did good I only saw New Moon twice this weekend. I la-la-love it. Even though my Edward isn't on the screen that much. Let me tell you when he was on, he was scrum-diddley-umtuous. And even though I do not like the Jacob, he was enjoyable to look at. It made him more tolerable.

I'm reading the books again, I think I might have mentioned it once or twice or a million times. I'm in Eclipse right now. I just finished the part where I need them to "fucking fuck already". I love these books!! La-la-love!


Speaking of New Moon...

Did a little blurb on FB about the New Moon. Found out my SDF is Team Jacob. I told her that I may have to end our 20+ year friendship. Seriously. I affiliate myself with too many Team Jacob people. Way too many.

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That's all I got. I think. For now.

Rock out, with a mini cock out!