GRRRRRRRRR HITLER!!!!!!!

Yesterday, I chatted with the Hitler in the A.M. about seeing New Moon (swoon) that night. She said her usual ambiguous response of "we'll see", and I went off to Oma's like I do every Saturday.

After I left Target, and was on my way to Cost Plus World Market, I get a text from Hitler saying "don't need to see movie tonight, I just saw it". A wave of shock and disbelief came over me, I call her....

Me: Did you really just see the movie??
Hitler: Yeah, Ava and his brother were going to see blah, blah, blah...and New Moon started 5 minutes before, so I decided to watch that instead.
Me: Shut the fuck up...you are joking right??
Hitler: No.
Me: You are lying what's the opening scene.
Hitler describes the opening....
Me: I hate you.

Then I hang up on her. I can't believe she saw it without me. Fucking bitch. I'm still bitter...YOU READ THAT HITLER!!! I'M STILL IRKED!!!!!! It will take me awhile to get over this one. Hitler said is was nice to watch the movie alone and not have me bothering her. I told her I can keep my hands and comments to myself and let her watch in peace.

As the Saturday progressed and I was getting more and more frustrated with Holiday, passive aggressive, indecisive, deaf Oma, I was getting more and more pissed with Hitler. New Moon would have been a nice reward at the end of my day from hell (which will continue every Saturday until after Christmas)...and I wasn't going to be seeing it, noooooooooooooo because fucking Hitler had to see it on her own. Fucking Hitler...ruining everything.

When I was driving home from Oma's she asked me if I was still mad. I told her I was (and currently still irked)...which then launched a discussion of how I need to get over it and it's just a movie. Yes, it's just a movie, it's just a story, blah, blah, blah...but it's something I LOVE!! And while I was highly aggravated and contemplating suicide, Hitler was watching New Moon...having a gay old time. Plus this takes my potential viewings down to 2, until the repeat offenders want to go. TWO TIMES!!!

I'm not going to forget this, Hitler...and when you need me to do something or to be your partner in crime I will say "remember when you saw New Moon without me????" and then tell you to fuck off. You are forewarned.

Rock out, with vengeance.