Mental Torture

So, the PA might not have made me crap my pants...but it's having some lingering effects. I mentioned in the previous post about the gurgling water cooler... well the day proved to be a noisy one.

My front door sounded like it was going to be pushed in at times, but the day didn't seem to be particularly windy or gusty. It bothered me a bit.

The kicker of the Monday sound effects was when I was heading out to meet the fam for Ava's birthday dinner (HAPPY BIRTHDAY AVA!!!!!! Man is getting old at 33...). I turned off the tv before I left the house and this inhuman sound from the wall. I have no clue...it was like being in an old house and hearing the pipes moan when you turn on the water. That's the best way I can describe it...a moan, an inhuman moan. I gasped. I got the hell out, I called Meanie. She laughed, I laughed...I was still scared!!

When I got home from the festivities I saged EVERYTHING and EVERYWHERE!!! The water cooler, the approximate place on the wall with the unsettling moan, hell, I even saged Jaeger. I did my little "negative out, positive in" chant. I sages all windows, doors, doorways, four corners of every room, closets....everything. Saged and chanted.

Yesterday, no unusual sounds. THANK YOU SAGE!!!

Last night, however, I had a dream that totally messed with my head, and had me contemplating whether or not I should continue sleeping.

The dream:

I'm at Hitler and Ava's house, but when I look out the window, I have the view from my place, kinda like Hitler's house sitting on top of the condo below me. Also at the house PPE and TWAH, and some guy named "Paul" that is a total figment.

So, it's morning and I'm going to get ready to hop in the shower. I look out the window from Boo's room (which is now my room, and there's no trace of the boo monster anywhere), and I see PPE talking to some other random guy (not Paul) the mystery man gives PPE a little box, like a ring size box. RG (random guy) asks PPE, "what do you think? Do you think she'll like it?" I know immediately it's about me, and I'm all flustered. I don't hear PPE's response, but I see him put the box between the screen and front doors, and they leave. I run downstairs to look at the ring. I put it on, it fits, but if I push the diamond in the center, it changes colors. I'm all excited. I run up, hop in the shower in Hitler and Ava's bedroom. When I get out, I can feel this odd reverberation all around me. It's not good. Then the bathroom door SLAMS shut really loudly, and the reverberating air begins to intensify, I feel like something is pushing me out of the room. I run out, and the bedroom door slams and starts shaking. I'm FREAKING OUT!!! I run to my room, put on some close and run to the living room where Hitler, Ava, and TWAH are all talking nonchalantly. I'm all spastic...did you see/hear the door...do you feel the air shaking around you....there's something here...we need to get it out!!! They just look at me like I'm crazy. I said we need to sage the house. One group do the upstairs and one down, and no one should go alone, because whatever is here is pissed. They said something about "Paul" being downstairs, and for me to go down there and sage with him, they will sage the upstairs. So I go downstairs and tell Paul we have to start saging...evil forces...we start saging.

We finish, and PPE comes in and he notices immediately the ring on the finger and asks where I got it. I told him that I saw him and RG talking outside, and I wanted to look. And PPE looked really disappointed in me, I was taking the ring off when RG came in and saw what I was doing and look uber hurt. I get ready to explain when I hear this odd, slow thumping sound. (Reminiscent of the thumping in PARANORMAL ACTIVITY!!!) My heart starts to race. I rush up the stairs. I don't see anything but the thumping is getting louder coming towards me from the hall, and the reverberating/pushing feeling is back. I'm standing there, frozen, with all this pressure building...and the loud thumping....

Then I wake up. First thing I do is feel for Jaeger, then make sure all my limbs are in bed and covered. Then I look out the bedroom door, to make sure that there's nothing "looking in" at me, and I don't see any powdered foot prints on the floor.

I had a hard time falling asleep after that.

WOO HOO.

Hopefully this movie doesn't sit with me much longer. I don't like having paranoid sleep.

Rock out, with an overactive imagination...