DUDES!!! I totally forgot!!!

Seriously the blonde thing…it’s painful sometimes.

I forgot 2 other fronts. Shame on me.

DANCING

Sunday, Mom was watching a Michael Jackson video thing on BET. The fact that my mom was watching BET should be shocking enough…but it gets better. Beat It came on and mom was attempting to do the wrist flicky Beat It dance. I begged her to stop. It was unnatural.

A while later, dad waltzed into the room and attempted to moonwalk. THE HORROR. Dad is a ghostly pale redneck from Tennessee and has no rhythm. His moonwalk looked like an ostrich walking backwards.

Both instances were sooo tragically white and horrendous.

Please, head my warning…don’t watch your parents dance like MJ. It’s scaring.


HARPERS ISLAND

The show finished this past Saturday. Tuschka and I have been ‘watching it together’ over the phone…I screamed a lot. Poor Tuschka probably lost some hearing in her ear because of that.

My apologies, Tuschka, if you can hear me.

I have this problem. When I get scared and scream out loud, I get the raging case of the giggles. It’s relentless. I can’t stop, I can’t breathe. I giggle even more because I’m an idiot. Hell, just thinking about it now makes me start to snicker a bit.

Okay, so we wrapped up the HI last weekend. WOW. It’s all I gotta say. The weeks leading up to the 2 hour finale were all high end excitement and tension. But the last show was much slower (primarily because there weren’t too many more people to kill), and sad. Once you found out who was doing the killing, and watching that person killing the finally 2 people, given their significance to the killer, it was sad. Also, the killer was totally off his rocker…as to be expected. Tuschka and I just kept watching and saying “wow” a lot.

If it is available on DVD, rent it, watch it, you’ll love it.

Rock out, dancing like whitey on a mass murdering island.