The hilarity continued yesterday with me and Tuschka. Once she returned from her morning at the Dunkin Donuts, our conversation continued over email. The following transpired about Tuschka’s friend that is now a Born Again Christian.
T: On her Facebook page she put as one of her hobbies Jesus. You don’t ‘do’ Jesus.
M: Yes you can. Just ask Mary Magdalene.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
I kill me.
Some more born again bashing ensued.
T: I know I’m going to hell.
M: Don’t worry- I have space in my basket. We can carpool…no, we’ll BASKETPOOL!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Again, I kill.
I repeat this story to Skank and Meanie. They just give me a blank stare. I tell my mom on the way home. Mom said “I guess you had to be there. And how do you know about Mary Magdalene?” I replied with the ever mature “DUH, Mom, I read the DaVinci Code!!!”
Tuschka calls me after I get off the phone with mom. I tell her that no one is finding my jokes funny. I mean, c’mon people- Doing Jesus/Mary Magdalene and Basketpool!! This is top notch humor… Tuschka said is it was funny, but not that funny.
Later last night, I was texting with PPE who was having a rough night. I thought I’d cheer him up. I tell him my jokes, thinking for sure he would enjoy, appreciate, and laugh. I GOT NOTHING.
Some people wouldn’t know funny if it bit them.
And for those with inquiring minds…I read my much awaited Morganville Vamp book #6 last night…as in I finished it…in one day. Now I have to wait until November for #7… Damn me and my over zealous reading.
Rock out, like Mary Magdalene.
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