Thirty-four glorious years ago the world was forever changed… Mz Skanky-Skank was brought into this world. It has yet to be determined if this change was for the better or not. Just teasing Skank…
So Skank, myself and our fabulous coworker (really need to come up with a name for her…) went for Cuban food. MMMMMMM…..
En route to the restaurant, this lovely conversation transpired…
CW (coworker friend): So Skank, what do you think you are going to eat?
Rapid response
M: PLANTAINS
S: Holy crap are you on speed?? I don’t know what I’m going get either **insert Cuban food item here**
Rapid response
M: PLANTAINS
CW: I think L wants some plantains
M (in the lovely tune by Cypress Hill): Plantains in the membrane… those plantains got no brains….
CW and Skank break into laughter and groans.
The rest of the day all I could sing was my new plantain song. I love plantains
**also on this glorious day, 34 years ago, my parentals got hitched...which also was earth shattering, as their union spawned ME!! And Hitler and my brother, but most importantly ME!!!
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