So, awhile back Hitler was asked by her daycare lady what she new about making loom hats, since she knows Hitler's crafty. (Might I add, that most of Hitler's craftiness comes from ME!! I get an idea, I learn it, I then show Hitler, and then she runs with it...often doing it better than me. Like crochet...OMG, I learned, she laughed, then she wanted to know how to do it, then I showed her, then next thing I know she's whipping out complicated patterns and I'm still looking for beginners because I want to crochet without thinking. Bitch.) Anyways, Hitler inform Ms Daycare, that I have some looms and have made hats. Apparently Ms Daycare is a Girl Scout leader, and the girls are going to make hats for the homeless and need some assistance.
Queue, me...the Martha wanna be.
Hitler asks if I will go with her for the Girl Scout meeting and teach the girlies how to make some hats. I agree to go.
Now, I don't know about you, but the thought of me attending a Girl Scout meeting, and assisting the girlies how to make hats, seems so wrong on some cosmic level. I mean, do I give off the Girl Scout warm and fuzzy?? I don't think so.
In addition to hats, I was asked about my loom scarf making ability. I tried to do some scarves, but I can't get it to work. I'm sure if I give it to Hitler, while I'm helping with the hats, she'll have a scarf made by then end of the meeting. Bitch. I told Hitler, they should invest in some S or Q hooks and I can show them how to do basic crochet for a quick scarf...but I think since they invested in the looms they want to use that.
I'm sure this will go off smashingly...but I'm still thinking the concept of me and Girl Scouts is just all wrong.
I have to recite to myself "don't swear, don't swear, don't swear".
Rock out, in green.
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