Don't be fronting, yo.

I’m doing fronts again, lots of little things with no real big things… I feel like it’s a cop out post, but I’ll get over it.

Let the games begin…

Updates

Update #1: In the last post I wanted Hitler to call me and say “minutely” after she read the post. And to my surprise, she actually said it right!! GO HITLER!!! And what surprised me more was that she called me within a week of me posting, so she checks the blog more often than I anticipated.

Thank you, Hitler for your support.

Update #2: So there was that drunken confessional from YT at Skank’s party, about how she wants to be friends again and all that jazz…hug, hug, weep, weep…. Yeah, so guess who hasn’t made any contact. That’s right- the YT. So apparently after she sobered up, she decided she didn’t want to reconnect after all. Which is fine with me. We had fun, but she can be awfully toxic and I would have to keep that in check before I start to absorb her toxicity.

Facebook

So, I signed up. Talking to some of the people from the old jobbie-job at Skank’s, they were all on it, and it seems like if I want to keep any sort of contact, this is the best way to go.

I don’t intend on doing much on there, other than cyber stalking. I don’t want to post every fleeting thought I have and then, in turn, have every body and their mother read said thought. At least with the blog, there’s some anonymity. Plus there are people that I’m ‘friends’ with that can’t read this blog (due to smack talking potential), and I don’t want to censor myself. I don’t filter well. My FB and blog worlds will not cross.

Another thing that I found to be interesting on the FB is who's friends with who. So Weeny's on FB (prime reason why my 2 internet worlds will not combine), and I looked at her friends, see if there was anyone I wanted to be friends with. I saw she's friends with S, who lived down the street from me and was my roommate the first 2 years at college. Weeny and S are nemesises, nemisi (?). Either way they hated each other, and essentially for the same flaws they each possessed (something I always found amusing). So they are friends, and I'm all WTF??? I need to get clarification on that. S is also friends with a shared enemy from high school, a person that I was glad I'd never have to interact with again after graduating, and S had felt the same way.

This makes me question: Are Weeny and S bigger people then me, because they can look past all that crap? Or am I stupid, by not letting stuff from 10+ (God, that's a scary thought) years ago go. All I know is that I'm not going to have any fair weather friends on FB...there are certain people I would have to friend (like Weeny) but I'm not friending the shitty ass people from back when. So pretty much, if I wished you dead at some point in time, you aren't going to be my FB friend, because don't want anything to do with you.

Supernatural Books

They are going to be the death of me. As I approach the 2 year anniversary of Twilight entering my life, I have read many supernatural series (mainly of the teeny bopper variety). I can’t get enough of them.

Here are the series that I’ve read so far, that I can remember:
*Twilight
*Black Dagger Brotherhood, JR Ward (not for the kiddies)
*Gemma Doyle Trilogy, Liba Bray (like a girly Harry Potter in the late 1800’s)
*Almost Human, Melanie Nowak (imagine Twilight, in college, darker, and little more adult)
*Midnight Breed, Lara Adrian (See Black Dagger)
*Blood Ties, Jennifer Armintrout (See Black Dagger)
*Morganville Vampires, Rachel Caine (A nice little Twlight/Buffy hybrid)
*Evernight, Claudia Gray (it’s like Buffy and Angel…Romeo and Juliet)
*The Immortals, Alyson Noel (Imagine living forever, and searching the world for your reincarnated soul mate after you lose her)
*Mortal Instruments, Cassandra Clare (The big bad wants to rule and destroy the world in the process)
*The Darkest Powers, Kelly Armstrong (it’s like the Scooby gang of supernatural powers)
*Wicked Lovely, Melissa Marr (these are your average Faeries)

I’ve tried reading the Vampire Academy, Sookie Stackhouse (love the show, didn’t really like the book), and The Nightwalkers, but couldn’t get into them.

I don't know what it is about this little supernatural books, but I'm sooo hooked. The adult ones are merely my version of pornography. Some of the writing isn't tremendous, but I still want to know what what's going on. I think I'm looking for my next Twilight, which I know isn't possible, but I think I want to be swept away again with a new story. Something that so consuming, that it would make me put all aspects of my life on hold because I can't stop reading. Twilight really knocked me on my feet with a level of book/character absorption I didn't know even existed. I have no intentions of trading up from Twilight, but I wouldn't mind if Twilight had another good looking sibling or something.

There’s more out there that I want to read. Like I said, they are going to be the death of me…and send me into the poor house.

Speaking of Two Years…

This Friday marks the Stinky Boo’s Second Birthday. Total craziness I tell you. Now, I know that really talking about your kid or your nephew to those not actively involved with said child is boring. But let me just say one thing- the Stinky Boo…keeps getting cuter by the moment, and constantly cracks me up.

I still have no intentions of having any of my own spawn- I’m just going to keep on lovin’ and leavin’.

New Moon

Hello new sneak peak trailer. Is it November yet??

I will never, ever be Team Jacob. It’s just not possible. However- the little Taylor Launter’s making me think I might a Mrs. Robinson. He’s very delish.

I still prefer my men pasty pale with killer teeth. Or was it like my wine- white and fruity….or my coffee strong and black (but really I like it with cream and sweetner, but that doesn’t work for men)

Men=dead, sparkling, and a certain thirst for life. NOT hairy and dog like.

Speaking of Vampires

A new one has snuck into my heart. Eric from True Blue, aka Alexander Skarsgard. Ha cha cha. He looks devilishly sexy. He’s deep menacing stares…I get tingles just thinking about it. The odd thing about my loving Eric, is that I should technically be all about Bill. Bill’s more Edwardesque than Eric. But Eric has the danger factor that Bill just doesn’t have.

Another Obsession

Mama Mia’s on HBO now. I haven’t seen it since Wednesday last week. Prior to Wednesday, I had seen it at least 5 times that previous week. It’s a portal of lost time. I see it’s on and I must watch it. I get sucked in, I start singing (LOVE THE ABBA), and I have to watch it to the end, even if some of the singing is painful. It was on last night, and it took all the strength I had to not turn it on. I had the shakes and the sweats like an addict going through withdrawals. It was hard, but I did it. I don’t know if I’ll be able to do it again if it’s going to be on tonight.

I’ve been listening to my ABBA Gold CD to try and curve the Mama Mia obsession, it’s not helping. It just makes me want to watch the movie more.

Speaking of Twilight

I was doing a little Kindle demo with CwJ and SuperJ yesterday. I mentioned if I wanted to buy a book I could do it directly on the Kindle, so I searched Twilight and found “Everything I Needed to Know About Women I Learned from Twilight” by Jim Lee. He’s a therapist. The book starts with a current client saying that his wife is doubting their love/relationship because the hubby doesn’t love her the way the characters in Twilight seem to love each other. This could be an entertaining read. I’ll have to see if this guy is spot on or if he’s a moronic douche bag. Stay tuned.

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Okay, that’s it… I can’t think of anything else. Unless you want to talk weather… It’s hot, there was a break in the heat from 115 plus monsoon humidity down to 105 and dry…it’s actually nice. And the fact that I think 105 is nice kind of kills me. That’s just not normal.

OH! And Tourettes is ultra loud today (singing to herself, and doing her moany/groany hums) and baby talking LLS won’t shut the fuck up. So that fun work stuff. Actually my time here is almost up, especially if I look at weekends: 8/21 Boo’s birthday and party, 8/28 Meanie and I are going to Heber-Overgaard for a mini road trip, 9/4 LABOR DAY, 9/11 NOTHING, 9/18 Hello Chicago, 9/25 You’re FIRED!! WOO HOO.

I’m signing off now, for reals.

Rock out, full frontal with a leaf covering up your bits. That wouldn’t really be full frontal then would it??