Yesterday was one of those special days....a day you just hoped would last forever and ever and ever.
Had a lovely townhall type meeting with Mr Penetrating Big Wig. This was just a lovely little FYI meeting about how the drug market is changing with big name brand drugs going to generics soon, blah, blah, blah. Again, he kept wanting to penetrate the market, and the services my company provides will greatly help with deep penetration. And the generics will be penetrating too. He had a slide up in his presentation (haha, I almost typed penetration) with the title "Generics see a bright future ahead due to increase oral growth" of something of that sort. What my brain comprehended at first glance was "Geriatrics see bright future ahead due to increase growth". My first thought was "what the hell does geriatric oral sex have to due with our penetrating markets??? (my brain does this frequently....the misread things...In college we would get a month HBO guide, and my freshman year I read "Ho Be Gone" so from point forward the guide was referred to as "Ho Be Gone Guide") But then the brain kicked over and saw Generics... My brain must have been in the gutter with all the penetrating talk.
Mr Penetrating Big Wig was also singing praises about how great we are doing this year with some big contracts and the great work we are putting out. Mr PBW has some serious balls seeing that HALF THE FUCKING PEOPLE IN THE ROOM ARE GETTING FIRED!!!!! Mr PBW- Fuck you buddy.
Anyways.....
Meanie had a beef with KIA yesterday to...and pretty much sent her a lovely email (very professional) saying pretty much that KIA sucks, takes credit where credit is not due, and some other key KIA points. KIA got this lovely email first thing when she walked in this morning. Meanie made her cry. Haha!!!
And on the KIA outfit front- we've been tallying now for almost 2 months- the trending is fabulous. I'll take a picture of the tallies. KIA has a couple of weeks where she wore nothing but the same 3 (she added a navy one in the repertoire) shirts and she has a pair of jeans that she wore 3 days in a row a couple of times too. Nasty.
So, that was my Thursday... And to confirm it wasn't only 'one of those days for me' it was also one of those days for Ms M too. She called me up and said "Make yourself a drink, because I'm not drinking alone." She didn't have to ask twice (hello vodka and grapefruit). She had some trails and tribulations with the kid...gotta love toddlers.
Have I ever mentioned how much I love vodka?
Rock out, covered in vodka.
***I found the quote from Mr PBW "Generics enjoy a bright future driven by oral solid growth". In case you were curious or cared!***
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