God help me.

Yesterday was a blissfully silent day at work. There was no Tourettes. Even the sup was commenting on how quiet it was.

Tourettes is back today, and with a vengeance. I’m about ready to take an ice pick and puncture my ears, just so I never have to hear anything ever again.

Seriously.

Imagine a very loud “AAH-CHOO” followed by a reverberating foot stomp and an even louder “OY!”…then the nose is snorted- with every sneeze. She has a horrendous smokers hack. And she belches all. day. long. These are the uncontrollable outbursts. Then toss in the verbal outbursts…. We sing/hum nonsensical tunes, make odd sounds, talks to herself, and SLURP FUCKING COFFEE ALL DAY LONG (when she’s not belching). There is hardly a moment of peace with her.

I’m about at my wits end. All I can thing of is “five more months, just five more months” and I’m Tourettes free. At that point it will be almost 3 years of dealing with sitting next to her. She’s a very nice person and means well, but the outbursts are really grating on the nerves.

OMG- I don’t believe it- she’s been quiet for the past 10 minutes. Either she’s smoking, playing solitaire or died…. I don’t want to talk too much about it, or else she’ll flare up again.

Rock out quietly with your cock out....