Be jealous bitches!!!!

So I was all excited to get this little GQ magazine I stumbled across yesterday on the Internet. My lovely PPE sent me a picture at work proving it was out and in his possession. I promptly left work and went to Borders across the street to get it. The pictures are SMOKING hot. I was beyond elated and swooning at noon today.

Hello GQ, Hello Robert...I love you......
Then I got home from work at 430pm- still on my GQ high. I have a package....what could it be??? THE FUCKING DVD I PREORDERED IN JANUARY!!!!! HOLY FUCKING HELL-I'M IN HEAVEN......

I took a picture of it and texted all my Twilight fans.... I HAVE THE DVD BEFORE MIDNIGHT TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!

Just thought I'd share. I'm going to watch the movie now....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!