Hitler, on the other hand, has her house decorated like a GIANT CLUSTER FUCK. And I give her crap about it every year. She initially started out with a theme- blue, white and silver. I asked her if she realized her Christmas theme had high Jewish undertones, but she didn't care- blue, white and silver it was. (I remember one time going through Target and she was yammering on about trying to find little blue balls for the tree...and I made some blue ball comment that had me in tears the rest of the day. I can't remember what I said, but I know it was damn funny! However, this is not the blue balls I'm referring to.)
She started her outside similarly decorated- all blue and white lights. Mazel Tov. However she's been adding to her outdoor decorations. She has snowflakes and stars framing the lower half of her home...one strand is stars the other snowflakes...one slowly twinkles the other does not. She has plastic luminares along her walk way that look like plastic brown lunch bags, a blow up Santa, some spiral white trees by the door, a little lighted Santa and reindeer in the front... like I said, a hodge podge giant cluster fuck. But the piece de la resistance...her main tree in the front that has multi colored lights wrapped around the trunk... and then 2 lonely blue balls dangling from low branches.
Hello Hitler's blue balls- I really, really, really hate you.
2 comments:
I happen to like my blue balls. And unfortunatley, I have no qualms about "cluster fucking" Christmas lights. It's about the spirit of the season...not the matching of lights to suit some idealistic theme. Themes are fine in the beginning, but then it's all about getting as much of the crap you have accumulated over the years at Christmas sales on display. I happen to like my blue balls, my blow-up Santa and Snowman, and the infamous white spiral Christmas trees. The luminare look nice and I got them at a killer price last year after Christmas. So be it as it may, you may have issues about our "cluster fuck," but then again what don't you have issues about when it comes to some of the things I do?
I agree, there must be a theme. I'm a bit anal too when it comes to x-mas displays. My neighbors have quite the display. At one time there were some lights blinking in the is slow, off beat manner, I was almost thinking someone was trying to do morris code. Hitler you were asking for this one. The blue balls thing is TOO FUNNY!
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