I'm a PANK!

I'm finely TRENDY....seeing that I'm a PANK and all.

What's a PANK??? Professional Aunt No Kids.....making the uncles PUNKs!!

PANK is the new DINK (double income no kids).

Apparently the world of marketing feels I have money to burn. Yes- I love my nephew and my friends' children (minus a select few)....and I like to buy them things...but I'm not spending millions (or thousands or hundreds-pending on my socio-economic state). I'm cheap- and I like to buy quality- but on sale....a big sale. Everyone wants my money- I'm an untapped resource. Woo hoo- go me!!

I'm going to be a PANK for life (PANK4L- yo)...

I've never been trendy or desired before, I'm going to relish in this for as long as I can...

Rock out with your cock out-
Your
PANK4L