MIA

Almost another month has passed with low end excitement from the life of me.


I'm still doing a little freshening up around the condo. It needs it. And while I'm working this second job for the previous employer (because INDIA ROCKS!!! and the stupid LIFs still, still, can't do shit), I should use that money wisely. (It was either going to sit in savings were I refuse to use it, if it was intended for home stuff, or just get home stuff right away).

What did I get next after my new appliances??? NEW TOILETTES!! I know, it's exciting. I mean, really what can top a new toilette??? And not just one but TWO new toilettes. I can feel the envious glares.

The new pots were put in last week. Everything works smashingly. The toilettes flush in 1 try, they don't run (and run, and run), they aren't loud...it's great. Who knew that toilettes can be so life altering. Just a slight problem...


My master bath is 2 separates spaces. You walk into the master and it's like a mini hallway, and you face the closet, to the left you have the double vanity with another door where the tub/toilette is, and to the right you have the bedroom. The area of the tub/toilette is a very small space. It's the length of a tub, and then the width of the tub plus another 31 inches (since I have a 30 in door and with the door open there's maybe an inch gap between the door and the tub). To close the door to the tub/toilette area I have to stand sideways, between the tub and toilette, or stand in the tub. So it's a tiny space. The new toilette is a fancy jacuzzi toilette (I might be able to afford to soak in one, but my ass can afford to sit on one) that's tall and skinny. And since it's a tight space, I did the rounded seat, knowing that the elongated was not going to fit. And after the toilette was put in....guess what????????? THE DOOR DOES NOT CLOSE??? The new toilette is a fraction of an inch too long, so the door hits it.

FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC!!!


I took pictures with my phone.

Here's my tiny master space. I can't even stand in there to get a good picture. I have to be on the outside and hope for the best.

And then here's the space with the door closed....

I thought about sanding down the door, just enough so it can close. Which, lets face it, since I'm home alone, I never, ever do. And if people are over, I usually just close the door to the bedroom. But, since the space is tiny, and there is a linen closet behind the door that doesn't close, it would be nice to get access it. So I'm looking into a pocket door for that tiny space. Something I wonder why it wasn't done in the first place.

I also did some painting, add color, remove color, and tone down some color. But I'll talk about that next time.

Good times never end around here.

Rock out.