Hitler: Ava and I went to Nando's today for lunch. Did you know that nothing on the dinner menu is under $10?? I was telling Ava soon to eat there for dinner it will cost $50 for a couple.
Me: That's why I always go ala carte with the black bean and chicken tostada. It's big enough.
Hitler: I like the food, but what's so expensive about beans, rice, and tortillas?
Me: He's probably charging more because of the second restaurant.
Hitler: He's got a second restaurant?
Me: Yes, at Power and McDowell.
Hitler: I didn't know that, when did that happen.
Me: I saw it in like February or something, I called and told you and Ava about it. Don't you remember?
Hitler: I don't know. I don't remember a lot of things you say. You talk a lot and start to block you out. I have know idea what you are saying half the time.
Me: You are such a fucking bitch, you know that?????
PS- Hitler...fuck you.
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